Look Dude, Do Yourself a Favor and Jerk Off First

What? You don't like wild blog titles? LOL... I actually mean it.


I'm talking to the dudes out there. My main man, Dedan Tolbert (buy his book) just had a Facebook status up
"Fellas, temptation can be a powerful thing and stepping out on your lady might seem like a good idea in the moment but consider the ramifications of your actions. When a woman's fed up, there's nothing you can do about it...If you ever get her back, it will never be the same".

I thought about it for a second, and my response was "Some of these dudes need to jerk off before making decisions". I know that's funny, but I'm dead serious.

The ability of a male to exert self-control when it comes to his dealings with women is paramount to his classification as a "man" instead of a "boy". Boys are driven by their hormones. Men harness them. It's not a fool-proof proposition, we make mistakes. Usually, the need to procreate is causing certain behaviors and certain actions. They say men think about sex every 8 seconds. That's not on purpose, that's genetic programming.

For us advanced masters of the Jedi way, it can be turned off - well... the snooze button can be hit. Something like that. Perhaps a cool beverage or watching the game will help take your mind off the temptations of the flesh. Getting money or trying to always does. But some of these dudes... they just can't help themselves. They have to get that new pussy NOW. They have to get at some other chicks even if their lady is doing everything he asks. They can't turn down ass that chases them. And more often than not, this causes drama in their lives. A LOT OF DRAMA.

So to them I say - dude, next time you think you NEED to get at a chick, before you make a decision, just jerk off first. Then see how you feel. I guarantee you it'll be different 80% of the time. You'll save money and time. And you won't have to hear so much yapping.

The only real time a man isn't genetically obligated to do something that will lead towards procreation is right after sex. Sometimes, thats the best part. The freedom to not care. The temporary clarity of mind is very relaxing. And in that moment, and that moment only, can a man really know how he feels about a woman. You look over at her, knocked out and drooling on your pillow, and you think "damn she needs to get the heck out of my house" or "she's awesome. I'm just saving you a step