Valentine's Day Versus The NBA All-Star Game

There is probably, as you read this, a fight going on in America... RIGHT NOW... about plans for February 14th, 2010. For me, that day has a different significance other than being my favorite (sap) holiday of the year, as it'll be the official 10-day until 30 countdown setter-offer.

But a storm is brewing, and it's only going to get worse... until people realize there is no issue with the NBA All-Star Game being on Valentine's Day.

This is whats going to happen:
Good women, who love their men, and know how much it'll mean to them, will schedule something that will end before the game starts, or maybe even after its over.
In appreciation, good men will either decline and say "no honey, don't worry about it", OR they will accept her generous offer and then give her something very meaningful and well thought out in return

However,

If a dude is like "We aint doing nothing, its all star"
Or a chick is like "fuck that game its valentines day"
...There will be blood.

And that's a fact.

What do I suggest?

Ladies - Plan to go to a big brunch or early supper and watch the game with him. With 1:30 left in the 2nd quarter, leave the room, and come back topless, or damn near nude. Tell him halftime is in the other room. Then go back to the other room and wait. Don't try to get him to leave the game during the actual game if he's into basketball like that.

Fellas - First of all I suggest taping/DVRing the game. It's an exhibition and the brownie points are worth it. But if you're really into basketball like that, you better have some REALLY good shit planned for the rest of the day AND some way to pay her attention during the game as well. Perhaps making some sort of love favors bet on the game, quarter-by-quarter, or instead of chips and beer, watch the game snugged up with your girl eating chocolate covered strawberries and champagne for 3 hours. I can think of much worse fates. Make sure you're rubbing her back, shoulders and feet the entire game, and when the game goes off... come on son - show your appreciation.


Dr Hak Out