Dr Hak's Theory of Relativity

Fellas, take heart - any time you're in a room and whack chick with p6 tattoos on her face (Danger!) tries to ste to you, just remember - there's a tight one in the same room waiting for you to speak to her.

Ladies, its the same thing - anytime some broke pimp old enough to be your Daddy looking like he just left his jail ministry meeting and went directly to the Zoot Suit clearance sale tries to get at you, there's probably a fella nearby who's much more suited for you who just needs you to smile or something so he doesn't think you're an ice princess.


That is known as Dr Hak's Theory of Relativity


You're not cute just to weirdos, so don't act like only the weirdos want to be with you. Perhaps you just need to check the signals you are putting out there. Fellas, you can smile at a young lady too. No need to be hard. This ain't 1988, and you're not in Compton. If you smile at a chick and she gives you the cold glare, just throw a drink at her. You'll feel better. Then holla at her friend.


Also ladies, stop picking up men at Jail Ministry...