Things I Realized Today

R&B Remixes with rappers are STUPID.

Let me clarify. R&B remixes of songs that you might actually play during bedroom "QT" with rappers are STUPID. If I'm doing some of my Patented Dr Hak Dime Drilling, and Sex Therapy by Robin Thicke is on, and frigging Ludacris breaks in talking that noise - that's an unnecessary distraction.
Sure, you can say "well if you doing it right you gonna be focused and not notice", but I say hogwash to that.

How about a more dramatic example ---

It's your anniversary. You sneak off work and get home before your girl, fix dinner draw some bath water...you know, whatever you sucker for love ass ninjas be doing these days. She comes home, she's surprised, she loves the food, she's so in love, blah blah blah. You move to the bed room and D'Angelo is on, asking you How Does It Feel.

How Does It Feeeeeeeeeel?

How Does It Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... IT'S GUCCI!!! GUCCI!!!!


Come on son, that'd be ridiculous. If you had never heard that before you'd stop mid-stroke and LAUGH. Deny it if you want. That mess is going to happen one day when Soulja Boy shows up on a Stevie Wonder songs and you'll be like "Wow, Dr Hak was Right". And you'll be pissed.

Once I heard Usher was on a remix with Trey Songz, I had an "ah ha!" moment. That's how it should be. Pop-ish R&B - put all the rappers on there you want (i.e. Mariah Carey's "Fantasy"), but the lovemaking music needs SINGERS to add to it.


Homeless people are hip to Facebook and Twitter. They get on at the Public Library.


I like good men. Stop laughing. I like to see good dudes - strong brothers with their minds right and their priorities straight... AND THERE'S PLENTY OF THEM. They are everywhere. I just left a meeting with 7 of them tonight. I think that's why the whole "there's not enough good black men" debacle/debate/situation/excuse gets me to blogging because straight up - that shit isn't true. I know TONS of good black dudes. They may not all look like Reggie Bush, but all these females don't look like Stacey Dash so what's really good? Stop complaining about your luck, stop whining talking about all the good ones don't like black women (that's not even possible) and stop dating whack ass dudes and snap up these decent, family values having cats before Kim Kardashian takes them all (Oooooooooooh SNAP!). I'm not hating on pretty boys. BUT... if you and all of your girls go somewhere and all 6 of you decide you want the same dude... You might want to think about how many other options his has and then tell me what kind of "relationship" he's going to be available for.



Plies (the rapper) is 3 apples tall.



Companies are making up shit JUST to see how much they can get away with.How else do you explain Champagne Ice Cream and Merlot Sorbet? That ain't really in there, you lying son. Stop that.


You can prepare as much as you can for something, prepare wrong, and be PISSED. Still, it's on to the next one.



Gucci Mane has made a lot of damn videos I haven't seen. As a matter of fact...


I haven't seen ANY music videos that came out in the last 3 years. I'm getting OLD.